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Me: “How can I help you today, ma'am?”

Client: “Is e-mail internet”?

Me: “I beg your pardon?”

Client: “Is e-mail on the internet? I have no internet, can I still read my e-mail?”

Me: “Well yes, you must be able to get online to view your e-mail.”

Client: “Oh, dear. I can’t see my e-mail.”

Me: “Well, let’s see. Can you open up Internet Explorer for me and tell me what you see?”

Client: “Open what?”

Me: “Your browser, can you open up your browser?”

Client: “My…my…?”

Me: “What you click on when you want to browse the internet?”

Client: “I don’t use anything, I just turn my computer on, and it’s there.”

Me: “Okay. Do you see the little blue ‘e’ icon on your desktop?”

Client: “You mean I have to start writing letters again?”

Me: “I’m…what, I’m sorry?”

Client: “I don’t have any pens at my desk. I just want my e-mail again.”

Me: “No, ma'am, your desktop, on your computer screen. Can you click on the little blue ‘e’ on your computer screen for me?”

Client: “Oh, this is too much work. I’m too upset. Just send me my e-mail. Can’t you send me my e-mail?”

Me: “We…okay, ma'am. Can you tell me what color the lights are on your router right now?”

Client: “My what?”

Me: “The little box with green or possibly a couple of red lights on it right now - it’s most likely near your computer?”

Client: “Lights and boxes, boxes and lights, just get my e-mail for me.


Me: “My test is showing that you should be able to get online right now. Can you tell me what you’re seeing on your computer screen?”

Client: “It’s been the same thing for the last two hours.”

Me: “An error message?”

Client: “No, just stars. It’s black and moving stars.”

Me: “…Do you see your mouse next to your keyboard?”

Client: “Yes.”

Me: “Move it for me.”

Client: “Move it?”

Me: “Yes. Move it.”

Client: “My e-mail!”

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Client: (Monday) I would like a one-on-one training session. 

Me: OK; I can do 2.30 on Thursday. 

Client: Tuesday at that time is perfect. 

Me: No problem. 

Me: (one minute later) Sorry, I’ve just noticed you said Tuesday. I’m afraid I can’t do Tuesday; I offered you Thursday at 2.30.

Me: (an hour later) Just following up. Again, there was a miscommunication and I am NOT available tomorrow. Please let me know if that time on Thursday works for you.

Client: (Tuesday morning) I am looking forward to our one-to-one session this afternoon. 

Me: I’m sorry, I’ve been trying to reach you. That was a mistake. I can still book you for Thursday afternoon. 

Client: (Tuesday, 1:30 PM) I thought it was booked for an hour’s time? 

Me: When we emailed before I offered Thursday, which I think you read as Tuesday. I am not available this afternoon, and can only do Thursday. 

Client: (Wednesday) Well, I guess since you missed our appointment tomorrow will work. What time?  

Me: Again, I’m available tomorrow, Thursday, at 2:30 PM.

Client: OK!

Thursday, 2:30. I show up early for our training session. My client does not show up at all.

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